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Army of Tentacles: (Not) A Cthulhu Dating Sim

Stegalosaurus Game Development · 2016

Army of Tentacles: (Not) A Cthulhu Dating Sim

Session Respect Score

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0.0/ 10

"Lovecraftian RPG with witty dialogue combat and time management mechanics."

Best session: 45-90 minutes

Minimum session

15 min

Pausability

At save points

Resume friendliness

Some reorientation

FOMO pressure

High FOMO

Focus required

Intense

Session structure

Story chapters

Plan playthroughs carefully; time-limited areas and multiple endings encourage resets.

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About

At long last, the works of H.P. Lovecraft meet the medium of RPG in a spectacle of light and sound befitting an old western. Only this is set in New England. Meet interesting people! See astounding wonders! Enslave humanity! Go on one date side quest in a game subtitled a dating simulator! - Quirky 2D art with photography backdrops. Like the theme of sanity in all of Lovecraft's works, the art changes - sometimes drastically based on where you are in the game, who you are talking to, and what you are doing. - Time management is also a factor, as some areas only open up at certain times, and you may find yourself unable to train everyone you want before the final invasion of Innsmouth. - A SILENT PROTAGONIST. REVOLUTIONARY. - Fully voiced cast of 60+ characters! - Four central hub areas - Whale Jesus (but only in the most awesome of playthroughs) - Use your wits to engage in battles where words are sharper than swords or other things that hurt people in reality! Because NOBODY has EVER done conversation-based combat before! - Recruit a party of THOUSANDS (if thousands meant six), ranging from Deep Ones to Night Gaunts, all staples of the Lovecraft mythos! Find hidden army squads and party members to further puff up your ranks! - Do things that relate to other things and provide consequences of choice! We totally have more than three differently colored endings! We swear! (At least five! One is even pink!) And no, it's not a Cthulhu Dating Simulator. Honestly. No, really.

Single playerFantasyHorrorComedy

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Context Tags

No sound needed? One-handed? Good for commutes? Players vote.

🔇No sound OK
🤚One-handed
🎵Background game
🚇Commute friendly
✈️Plane friendly
💤Suspend & resume
Quick to boot
☁️Cloud save
👶Kid can watch
🛋️Couch co-op
🎤No voice chat needed
🌙Solo after bedtime
🎙️Podcast game
🧘Zen mode
🥱Brain off
🔁Satisfying grind
🧒Kid co-op

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Army of Tentacles: (Not) A Cthulhu Dating Sim — Session FAQ

How long does a session of Army of Tentacles: (Not) A Cthulhu Dating Sim take?
The minimum meaningful session for Army of Tentacles: (Not) A Cthulhu Dating Sim is approximately 15 minutes. This is the shortest play window where you can make real progress or have a satisfying experience, based on community data.
Can you pause Army of Tentacles: (Not) A Cthulhu Dating Sim?
Army of Tentacles: (Not) A Cthulhu Dating Sim uses save points or manual saves. You'll need to reach a checkpoint before exiting to avoid losing progress — factor this into your session planning.
Does Army of Tentacles: (Not) A Cthulhu Dating Sim pressure you to keep playing?
Army of Tentacles: (Not) A Cthulhu Dating Sim has high FOMO. The game may use cliffhangers, timed missions, online leaderboards, or live events that create pressure to keep playing.
What is Army of Tentacles: (Not) A Cthulhu Dating Sim's Session Respect Score?
Army of Tentacles: (Not) A Cthulhu Dating Sim has a Session Respect Score of 5.9/10. This score combines minimum session length, pausability, FOMO level, and pickup friendliness into a single metric for how well the game fits busy schedules.

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